Find such a good thing for yourself

merricats: oldmanhoho: you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:31:09 -0400

oldmanhoho:

you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”

#the highest compliment any pun can receive

stealinyoman: marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:30:52 -0400

stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you

"Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that perhaps the military..."

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:29:46 -0400

“Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that perhaps the military has the highest number of ‘em. True or not, RUN THE PROTOCOL ANYWAY. Because in 15 years of investigating rape accusations, I can count those that panned out as false on one hand. Meanwhile, the one time I almost skipped the protocol, the one time I almost didn’t believe a petty officer, because I was naive as an investigator and a young woman, because her commanding officer described her as “a party girl, always late, always out drinking, don’t bother with this one”, she turned out to be the victim of one of the most brutal assaults I’ve ever investigated. She shouldn’t have still been -alive-, let alone up and making the accusation. So let me repeat: five false accounts in fifteen years. And one time I almost failed a woman ‘cause of the bullshit way it’s normal to talk about us. Take your shipmates’ word, and then run the protocol. Every. Single. Time.”

- - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)

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Sun, 19 May 2013 21:26:46 -0400

poetsdream: cascill: jimb0slyf3: This should be a top news...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:26:34 -0400

poetsdream:

cascill:

jimb0slyf3:

This should be a top news story.

Passion

Too sweet not to reblog man.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 21:23:28 -0400

maynotouchevertameyou: ktnnes: this is fucking fantastic I...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:10:49 -0400

maynotouchevertameyou:

ktnnes:

this is fucking fantastic

I wish I had this thought Thursday.

himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:09:04 -0400

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 21:08:01 -0400

She pays me back everyday, just by being my wife.

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:07:53 -0400

She pays me back everyday, just by being my wife.

jamdance: Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Season 2 & Season 9

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:04:36 -0400

jamdance:

Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.

Season 2 & Season 9

sodamnrelatable:

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:04:09 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

dreamerofdisney: disney-lostgirl: BUT ACTUALLY I JUST...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:01:53 -0400

dreamerofdisney:

disney-lostgirl:

BUT ACTUALLY I JUST DIED

This should be on every dash. It’s so perfect.

julian-baker: “Everything I have I owe to this job…this stupid,...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:00:22 -0400

julian-baker:

“Everything I have I owe to this job…this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job.”

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Sat, 18 May 2013 20:02:05 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 19:58:48 -0400

Miss Piggy On Beauty

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:33:34 -0400

fearfullymade-locs:

thedameloves:

homeisaheartbeat:

What are your top beauty tips?

Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.

Never too old to learn from the Muppets.

And this:

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy

leanstrongsexy: I never get tired of this photo. Ella...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:30:34 -0400

leanstrongsexy:

I never get tired of this photo.

Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:

“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

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